Oh, what's that wildren eating?

May 17

• George: Lesson one is my favorite. Polishing.
• Arthur: *giggle*
• Merlin: *Gaius Eyebrows* Yes, it's my favorite too. *Subtle look--read leer--at Arthur*

May 06

You bought me a vibrator so things wouldn’t get weird between us?

What, are you stupid?!

modern Merlin (x)

:3 if only it were TRUUUUUUE.

(Source: brolinskeep)

May 03

Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Never even heard of it, anon. :/

Apr 25

humansvsrobots:

filial:

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

the-reaper-sows:

aboldcertaintyoffeelings:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

thefourteenthdoctor:

Boom roasted

apply cold water directly to burn

Stir Crazy. Enough said.

reblogged for “apply cold water directly to burn”

Do not try to burn Wilder Wonka, he will scold you so badly you’ll cry. Just a word of warning.

mmhmm.

wholove:

how is this a thing that happened

my mind goes so many places. so many. dirty places…

(via brolininthetardis)

[video]

[video]

Sleep likes to mess with me.

• Two hours of sleep: Hello world! How are you today? Because I'm feeling amazing!
• Twelve hours of sleep: DON'T TOUCH ME OR ELSE I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE MY SHOE.

"Now's not the time for jokes.": merlin drains a goblet he believes to be poisoned just so arthur won’t... -

brolininthetardis:

• merlin drains a goblet he believes to be poisoned just so arthur won’t drink it himself
• but not before arthur tries to get merlin to let him drink it himself
• which is also in the midst of arthur stopping uther from handing over merlin immediately and arguing on merlin’s behalf
• again
• this is…

i love you. like. this much. *_____________________________________________*

mhm.

brolininthetardis:

gwen/water/flowers ot3

just got this mental image of gwen with a rose in her mouth, pouring a jug of water sensuously over her body… o.o

Apr 24

*SO EXCITED FOR GLOMP FEST*

*EAGERLY AWAITS MORE WONDERFUL GLOMPS*

"Now's not the time for jokes.": fangirlcrack: brolininthetardis: warp69: important thing in season... -

fangirlcrack:

brolininthetardis:

warp69:

important thing in season finale that they could work with in season 5:

• arthur hearing of this ‘emrys’ that has apparently been stopping morgana all this time

#could start a search for this dude #COULD GET AWKWARD #and…

and then Arthur finds Emrys’ hideout (aka. The Shack) and he’s all “We must go get him on our side Merlin!” and Merlin’s all “I have to pee” and wooshes off to turn into old!Merlin. *nods* yes, this will work.